I have ALWAYS been a very heavy sleeper & I adjusted 2 alram clocks. It’s very annoying, it becomes exspensive replacing them. I have tried several different types & they ALL work for a short period of time & then I adjust & I sleep straight through, I don’t wake up hit snooze & fall back out just straight sleep through it. Currently I have 2 clocks with 3 alrams and multiple functions including the ability to play cd’s, I can set all 3 alarms & all 5 on my phone ( all of these alrams at 1 point woke me up just fine)& sleep though them my H often comes home to find me completly out with all the alarms going full blast. Is there an alarm clock for me or am I doomed to replace them every few mths?

what will you do to keep me awake?

poll: alarm clock or naturally wake up?
aww Thanks Tim,you’re such a good friend….umm ow,not THAT rough…

Half the time, the alarm clock in the other room wakes my daughter (who doesn’t need to wake up yet b/c she stays home). I have to try to wake up before the alarm and just use it as a back-up…which obviously is not a great system. What do you do?

AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4 A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU’LL BE AFRAID TO
COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN’T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN’T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN’T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU’VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS

I used to beable to wake up easily feeling energized and ready to exercise and workout before I went to work. Now a days I will throw my alarm clock across the room, and I wake up 30 minutes before I go to work. And now a days when I get home, Im too tired to do anything at all. Dont know what to do, and I go to bed with plenty of time to sleep, so its not a need for sleep. What can I do?
Im not depressed, anymore anyhow, but from when I wake up to when I go to sleep I feel grogy all day. There are no energy supplements that work for me anymore, and coffee gives me wicked gas, already tried that one.

Okay, so im 14 and my sister is 16.
And my parents completely favor her.
she gets out of everything.
when we were little my sister used to smack me around.. at least that pasted.

anyway.. my parents spend ALL their money on her. we are like months behind on our house payment.
and my sister gets new clothes every week i get nothing. unless its before school, my birthday, or christmas.

and i do everything around the house! i cook dinner for everyone almost every night if im not at school, im at home cleaning. i mean i literally kept track and noticed i could not sit down for more then 15 minutes without being forced to get up and clean something. i clean the living room, kitchen, bathroom, laundry, dishes, dining room, and my room, and little things.

and they are always comparing me to my sister.. really it makes me feel like im worth nothing. because she is in all honors, has a perfect boyfriend, and everything about her is just so amazing. its not my fault im not in all honors. i have severe a.d.h.d and im dyslexic.

when ever my sister is upset its: "omg shes in depression we are such failiers!" then they scream at me and say that im so mean to her.
but if im sad its: "stop being such a baby, its just your hormones. your just over reacting."

and i casn’t show that im sad about this stuff.. last time i got screamed at for almost an hour and my dad told me i was "f*ck*ng screwed up in the head"

and i never do anything to my sister.
but its like she lives to toucher me.. i have to wake up before her cuz i go to school earlier then her, and she gets up and turns off my alarm clock!!! and i usually wake up at 6:15 and she wakes up at 7:00 and i have to go to school at 7:30… so she wakes me up at 7:25? she has been up for a half an hour she cant just wake me up!?!

and she always gets more care then me.. before i was out of school for two weeks with that worst stomache pains.. till i was curled up in a ball holding my stomache crying.. my parents just called me a baby. they didn’t do anything till my friend called them and said "if you dont take her to the hospital.. i will call 911 and they will!" i had appendcitse.
but my sister (just today) was crying saying she was dizzy and she couldn’t breathe. so my mom rushed her to urgent care… why didn’t you just give her a breathing treatment and meds.?

my sister thinks she so amazing cuz she has been going out with her bf for over a year.. and he is about to be 18.. and they are already thinking about getting married when she turns 18. she was telling me to stop being a baby when i was crying cuz me and my bf of over 6 months broke up.

and she actually 9quote) told me before "oh (my name), you just jealous of me cuz i have a great bf and lots of friends, and good grades" i cried after that because im so constantly compared to her. and my parents tell me to get over it.

really. i cant take it anymore.. living at my house is like living in hell.
my friends are my only family.

i dont know what to do to keep myself out of depression. i have been to 3 different counsilors. but the problem never goes away cuz neither does my sister,

how do i handle all of this.?

So when I’m not at home during lunch, how can my puppy be fed? I dont trust anyone with our house key. I was thinking along the lines of having an alarm clock with something on it thats spins around when the alarm goes off and tying a string to that and tying the other end to a heavy piece of cardboard on top of the bowl. that way when the alarm goes off, the thing will rotate, pulling the string and the cardboard off the bowl. is this a good idea? any pitfalls?

any better ideas/suggestions would be warmly welcomed as I have noo idea where to buy such a clock.

AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN
YOU’LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT
DOESN’T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN’T MOVE AND
DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN’T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU’VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL
PROBLEM.

Are you believing this…..?

Health > Diseases & Conditions > Skin Conditions
Peace.

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
>
>
> Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold
them while you chop.
>
> Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
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> For high blood=2 0pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few
minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
>
> A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling
over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
>
> If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you’ll be afraid
to cough.
>
> You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and
should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.
>
> Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>
> If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.
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>
> Daily Thought:
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> SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A
SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

-If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed.
-Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away
-A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will
prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
after you hit the snooze button
-Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a
hammer and you will forget all about the toothache
-If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough
-For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg timer

Hope I made you laugh, but plz dont try at home. Why wouldnt they be jokes… they are in the joke section

AMAZING HOME REMEDIES

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY
GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE
TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT
YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR
VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK
WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE
SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF
LAXATIVES. THEN YOU’LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT
TAPE. IF IT DOESN’T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN’T MOVE AND
DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN’T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU’VE GOT AN
ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS

These were e-mailed to me, I thought you would like them:

SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.

8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING….. BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

My husband and I have our own end table on either side of our bed. I have a role of mints, a big book that I have read maybe 124 times, a nail file, bag of sunflower seeds, a little dish where I put all my jewlery in each night, a hair tie, asprin and a bottle of water. (I replace the water and sunflower seeds everytime I use them :P)

In my husbands, a book and his watch. :))

Oh and I have a little pink lamp on the table along with a pink little clock and hes got a black lamp and alarm clock.

if you stop breathing long enough while your awake you’ll pass out of course. but what if you stop breathing while your asleep? you cant really pass out from already sleeping….

i had a dream once where someone was drowning me. because i thought i was surrounded in water i didnt breathe. then my alarm clock went off and i woke up gasping for breath. what if my alarm clock didnt go off? what would have happened?

I asked the questions a few days ago about how to get over my husband "cheating" with an old cougar of a hood-rat that was after him. My husband and I separated last Christmas Eve (domestic violence while I was pregnant, plus he gave me an std while I was pregnant) and had been working on trying to get back together since April of this year. He would come over, be with me and the babies (2 years old and 8 months) and we would live as a family for a good week or two before he would act a fool again with the staying out late, hanging with friends, drunkeness and arguing. We’d separate and then about a week or two later we’d be back together.

The last time he was staying here was in September (last month). We got into another argument (over some stupid stuff but he chose to leave here and move in with one of his older (60 years old) male friends. During this time he met a 49 year old woman at the house (she was friends with his friend). She pursued him and then he started receiving homemade meals and wake-up calls (he works the night shift and she was calling him to make sure he gets up in time for work—that is what an alarm clock does) from her. She would take meals to his job (something I rarely do), too. Also, once when he couldn’t get me on the phone, he called her for a pack of smokes…and she took them to him. He has family and friends that would have brought them to him.

Well, he said that they haven’t had sex (he says that he wouldn’t dare sleep with an old woman). He says that she likes him and that he would continue to receive meals from her if she brought them to him…even if he is with me (especially if he is broke and can’t eat out or if I don’t cook). I told him that that was adultery and he said that I can’t get mad if someone treats him better than I do.

Anyway, he has been staying back at home with me and the kids since last Saturday. During this time he has "acted" like he wants to be here and like he doesn’t want to divorce (we had spoke of divorcing). We have had sex, too. He is off on vacation, but he still leaves at least twice to "hang out with friends" for about 3 hours at a time. He hasn’t eaten a meal since last night and when I offered him something to eat he turned it down. I think he has been over her house.

He wasted some cologne in his car a long time ago, but ever time he comes home it is "loud as if he fell in it." I don’t know if that is to cover up a scent or what. It was rather loud last night when he came in.

DO you think I should just move on and divorce because it seems to me like he is still with her or someone else.

Sorry so long.
Yeah I still care about him even though we had a domestic violence in the picture (yeah I must be stupid just to say this). He promised me that he would keep his hands to himself and that we would do better.

I feel so stupid for posting this. The answer is obvious. He is a user and is using me up. I had to go bankruptcy because he wouldn’t help me.

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. IF YOU CAN’T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU’VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU’LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN’T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN’T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

how can i become a light sleeper?
because while i wuz asleep…
my mom was in the shower (LOUD)
my alarm clock went off
my neighbors woke up and started yelling cause of the alarm
my mom got out and turned off the alarm
she shook me
slapped me
poured water on me
and used my STUDDED BELT on me
and i was still asleep
i woke up and school was over
this has happened the past 4 days

PLEASE HELP!!! IM FAILING SUMMER SCHOOL CUZ OF THIS!!!!!!

I am NOT a morning person, but I constantly get in trouble for not waking up for school. Is there any way I can wake up easily in the morning, but not including pouring water on me? Also, I have an alarm clock, but I always fall back asleep after wards. Thanks :]

For those of you who may not know what i am talking about or may have heard them called by other names, they are a combination of a story and a riddle, and you have to figure out the "riddle" to make the sotry make sense. For example: Two fathers and two sons went fishing. Only three fish were caught, yet all of them came home with a fish. None were released or bought on the way home.
The answer would be it was a Grandfather, a Father, and a son, Two fathers and two sons.
There’s another one that goes: A man was lying in bed. It was completely and totally dark in his room. On his nightstand are a glass of water, an alarm clock, his glasses, and a few other odds and ends. When his alarm goes off, it is still pitch black. However, without touching anything else on the table, he immediately grabs his glasses.
The answer is, of course, he turned on the light,
Do you guys know anymore?

My daughter is potty training, she has been for about 6 months now. I have tried everything to get her to go on her own, but she refuses.. (She is 27 months) At daycare (2 days a week) she does really well, but not at home. I bought her a potty training watch and it worked great… until she broke it two days later. I want to get an alarm clock that I can set to go off every 30-60 minutes. I have searched for something like it, but have come up empty handed. If you now anything of the sort, please let me know where to get it. Thanks!