On our last day of school it is customary to prank the year below us before we leave. We share a common room with them and they have a large half of it while we have the other, so the prank can’t be anything like alarm clocks because it will annoy us too. Other things that have been done before include taking all the furniture out, placing cups of water all over the floor and creating a string maze. Any cool ideas that won’t annoy our teachers too too much??

Cheers!

You know the table that goes by your bed. Do you even have one?

Currently I have ipod speakers, cell phone, fan, TWO alarm clocks, a lamp, four cups, a bottle of water, and some little thing I plug into my ipod that counts how much I run. :]]

How many of you have wives who hardly ever have dinner ready for you when you get home, drags there feet on all chores around the house such as laundry or just simply keeping the house neat. I don’t ask or expect our home to be immaculate, and for the most part it is neat. As for being clean the house normally is. I work 6days a week and put in 10 to 12 hours each day. When I get home I am starving since I don’t get breakfest, and more often than I like, no lunch. I have to wake my wife up if I want breakfest, even though I have two alarm clocks going off in the wee hours of the morning, she barely notices the sound effects, unless it’s the cell phone alarm going off. Well once I get up, I make coffee, scramble to find something to ware to work then off on my 1hr and 1/2 commute to work. I am the sole bread winner in our home, and I take care of our household bills, but I also have kick $$$ obligations that are not mine which was created by poor decisions on wifey’s part, plus kicking out dollars time to time for my wifes kids on things such as school cloths. I don’t mind that, but anything beyond that pushes my $$$ to it’s limits. Seems like I am always living paycheck to paycheck even though I make just enough money to take care of the morgt. and utilitiy bills with very little for anything else. I feel that any woman who is a stay @ home gf/wife should do everything in her powers to take care of her husbands needs. I feel that one day soon I will simply crack due to stress or health problems from not eating or resting properly. And yes to any who wants to know, I take and make the time to family activities and makes myself available for quality time with my wife. So basically what I am saying I am covering my ends, but the better half needs to get with the program. One kids lives with us and goes to school everyday so other than soap operas or the flipping online games, I am scratching my head and asking myself what is your problem.
Wife doesn’t work, nor is she making any serious efforts to work out side of our home. I do clean, and I do cook, but only when I have a whole day off). I also do laundry or atleast start it. I don’t expect her to wait on me hand and foot, but she certainly expects me to wait on her hand and foot. For example, I am laying in bed watching TV and waiting to fall asleep, she’ll be on the computer and be wanting me to get out of bed and go get cigs or coffee or beer or something to snack on. Once I get home I may go straight to bed after I get something to eat and that depends on how exhausted I am. I do alot of physical work. I am the sort of person that wont ask anyone to do anything for me unless I have to. I depend on my wife to take care of me and I just don’t feel that I am being cared for in the areas that I really need her to take care of for me. When ever I try to talk to her about any of this, the feed back I get is that I am just bitching.
FYI: I don’t want a slave, I don’t want a maid, I want a wife that take cares of her man. I take care of all the yardwork @ home and move all heavy items my wife asks me to. Call me old fashion if you like, but if the rolls were reversed, I’d bet some of ya ladies/wives would not like coming home to no dinner or have to wait two hrs b4 dinner is ready.
I open all doors for my wife or atleast try to get to the door b4 she does, I message my wifes back, head and feet when asked or simply do it because I knw it makes her feel better. All I know is this as far as being fair, I will do all any anything asked of me, I only asked to be treated the same if not better. And since I don’t feel like I am given the same in return I feel very short changed on the matter entirely.
When I say I take time to do family things I really mean it like that. For example, swimming, park visits, dinner out, movies, attending social get togethers as a family. etc….
We only have one school age child living with us. The kid is 8 and if caught making a mess is made to clean it up or else. I’m constantly on everyone to turn the lights and tv off when no one is in the same space and thats an everyday thing.

I’ve been having a hard time getting up early in the morning and I need your help. Whenever I set my alarm clock to a specific time and it rings in the morning, I’m always concious and aware of what I’m doing when I get up, but I always ALWAYS turn off the alarm anyway and go back to bed. ALWAYS. I even have two alarms that ring at different times - one across the room on my desk (which rings constantly every five minutes, btw) and another one that I literally put ALL THE WAY ON TOP of my closet shelf (so I’d have to climb up to turn it off whenever it rings). And even if these two alarm clocks ring a million times (the first one I have does) and even if I get so tired getting out of bed back and forth to turn it off, I still have no motivation to stay awake and not go back to sleep. And it’s driving me crazy!

You see, I’m a homeschooled high school student, and I need to graduate by this spring (long story), so I HAVE to get up early and get as much schoolwork done as possible, just so I have enough time during the day to finish everything. The only thing that stops me from doing that is when I don’t wake up early. I could wake up around 8 to 9 o’clock in the morning and I won’t be satisfied, because I would have wasted nearly three hours of my morning sleeping, when I could’ve been awake around 5 AM and started from then. I can’t even get myself motivated for schoolwork in the morning..I mean, I used to be motivated to get up for that, but that magic has worn off on me, unfortunately, from staying at home all the time. So does anyone have anything, ANYTHING that could motivate me to stay awake once the alarm clock rings? I usually sleep around 10 - 11 PM at night, which isn’t really that late, so that’s not a problem. I’ve read that you should find something to do every morning that motivates you to get up, but I can’t think of anything that would help me. I don’t think a chocolate bar every morning will work that much (plus I don’t have any), and I don’t have any time to get on the computer and watch my favorite show or something (plus it would distract me in my coursework throughout the day..I’m like that. :x) so yeah..does anyone have any ideas? My mom suggested that I go downstairs as soon as I turn off the alarm, but I tried doing that this morning (I guess) but it didn’t work.

I know one thing will motivate me to get up tomorrow morning though..my mom and I are going to ihop for breakfast, and I need to get up early with my sisters for that.

But what should I do for the rest of the days?

Help would definitely be appreciated. =( Thank you!

Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton gets this letter from Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.

Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they weren’t looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies rest rooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, “Code 3 in house wares”… and watched what happened.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M’s on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he’d invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the ‘Mission Impossible’ theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna look’ using different size funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled “PICK ME! PICK ME!”

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!”

And last, but certainly not least…

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!”

There seems to be no way to wake up early in the morning for me. I try to set 5 alarm clocks, drink a lot of water so I can wake up in a hurry to urinate, I tell my frends to give me wake up calls…nothing ever seems to work. Is there anything I can do? please help, this is really being detrimental to me passing classes. thanks .

What I am trying to do is create some sort of table driven application so that I can update values in a perscript.pl file or a cgi file so that a user does not have to manually open and edit a file, which will eventually be used to output certain stuff on a webpage. For example I could manually edit these lines in a file

900|Appliances| * DEPARTMENT
960|Appliances*Home Products|
961|Appliances*Home Products*Iron & Garment Steamers|
962|Appliances*Home Products*Massagers|
963|Appliances*Home Products*Foot Spas|
964|Appliances*Home Products*Fountains|
965|Appliances*Home Products*Heating Pads|
966|Appliances*Home Products*Alarm Clocks|

but that would be hard for someone who doesn’t know how to edit the files.

Do you have any ideas? Tutorials? I have done some searching and have not found to much.

Thanks kindly,

Brian

How many of you have wives who hardly ever have dinner ready for you when you get home, drags there feet on all chores around the house such as laundry or just simply keeping the house neat. I don’t ask or expect our home to be immaculate, and for the most part it is neat. As for being clean the house normally is. I work 6days a week and put in 10 to 12 hours each day. When I get home I am starving since I don’t get breakfest, and more often than I like, no lunch. I have to wake my wife up if I want breakfest, even though I have two alarm clocks going off in the wee hours of the morning, she barely notices the sound effects, unless it’s the cell phone alarm going off. Well once I get up, I make coffee, scramble to find something to ware to work then off on my 1hr and 1/2 commute to work. I am the sole bread winner in our home, and I take care of our household bills, but I also have kick $$$ obligations that are not mine which was created by poor decisions on wifey’s part, plus kicking out dollars time to time for my wifes kids on things such as

I already got like 3 alarm clocks that go off, but somehow I’m always able to just quickly shut them all off and go back to sleep, even if one is placed on the opposite site of the room

How do you setup one of those buckets full of water that dump it all on your head at a specified time?

any other suggestions? I work evenings, but want to get up before noon, you know..

Mine are almost like alarm clocks….4am. They have a built in timer on them. They want out at 4 and 7am. At night it’s before and after dinner and twice before bed. During the days, when I am home we go to the park at 11am and then for a walk at 2-3pm. If I am gone, my daughter takes care of them.

My roommate left for the weekend and locked her door. Her alarm clock has been going off for over an hour now and it’s driving me insane. She said that it will stop "eventually" but really, it’s been over an hour! I’ve only been living here for a couple weeks so I don’t know which switches in the fusebox correspond to which room, and I don’t want to mess anything up as I’m home alone this weekend. Any tips?? Her door was locked with a key, and it doesn’t look easy to pick. Do alarm clocks stop after say, 2 hours???

now i am currently broke and i am selling the following:
desktop computer,
cellphones,
and home items like alarm clocks and drawers and stuff and i know its kind of better to sell all of this in a garage sell or in the flea market but i just dont want to so i was wondering if any one want to but some stuff from me or some web site that i can sell it on instead of e-bay

He sleeps through alarm clocks, and throws punches and yells when you touch him. We've tried pouring water on him, he's been grounded with his cell phone taken away, nothing seems to work. He's almost 15 and he needs to learn o get himself up in the morning.

There is a thermostat at my home which is 5-1-1 system, which is programmable for weekday, Saturday and Sunday. I work regularly M-F, and most time half day on Saturdays. Is there an alarm clock that has such a schedule? I went to Wal-Mart, Target, but only find alarm clocks with a Weekend functions, which is an alarm for two weekend days, but apparently I need separate Saturday and Sunday alarms. Please help.

I learned a poem in 4th grade, and now I cant remember who wrote it, or what its called! help please? thanks!
It goes like this:

Early in the morning,
the water hits the rocks,
the birds are making noises,
like old alarm clocks,
the soldier in the skyline
fires a golden gun,
and over the back of the chimney stack
explodes the silent sun.

Thanks again!

1…..A small boy walks into a drug store and spots the druggist on a ladder putting merchandise onto a shelf, he pulls on the druggist’s leg and asks, “hey mister, can I buy some bird seed”, the druggist says, “get away kid, I am busy”! Three day later same situation, pulls on the druggist’s pants leg and says, “Hey mister can I buy some bird seed, Hey I told you leave me alone, I am busy kid! Week later the kid comes in and pulls on his pants leg again, and says, “hey mister can I buy a condom? This time the druggist stops what he is doing and comes down from the ladder and asks the kid, “what do you want a condom for? “To put over your head you big P****, my bird died yesterday!

2…..Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing
quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and
have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of our stores.
We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.
Three of our clerks are attending counseling from the trouble your
husband has caused. All complaints against Mr. Fenton have been compiled
and are listed below.
Mr. Wally Underpants
President and CEO of Wal-Mart Complaint Department
MEMO
Re: Mr. Bill Fenton - Complaints - 15 Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done
while his spouse is shopping:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s
carts when they weren’t looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, ‘Code
3? in housewares….. and watched what happened.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M’s on
layaway.
6. September 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he’d invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding
department.
8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry
and asks Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
mirror, and picked his nose.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the
clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
“Mission Impossible” theme.
12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his “Madonna look” using
different size funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
yelled “PICK ME!” “PICK ME!”
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes
the fetal position and screams “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!”
(And; last, but not least!)
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while;
then, yelled, very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!”

3…..A Mafia godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks.
His bookkeeper is deaf.
That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.
When the godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The godfather tells the lawyer, “Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is.”
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is.
The bookkeeper signs back, “I don’t know what you are talking about.”
The attorney tells the godfather, “He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.”
The godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper’s temple, and says, “Ask him again!”
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper, “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him!”
The bookkeeper signs back, “OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s backyard in Queens!”
The godfather asks the attorney, “Well, what’d he say?”
The attorney replies, “He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.”

A Happy Thanksgiving to all……

Patriot posted these in another question but I felt the need to repost them since they made my gut hurt from laughing and I wanted to spread the love.

sandy :O)

Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that he go with her to Walmart. He gets bored with all the shopping.

He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to her from the store.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.
All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.

Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
3 days ago

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.. and watched what happened.

5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where to find the antidepressants.

11. D Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly
3 days ago

humming the "Mission Impossible" theme .

12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last, but not least …

15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
3 days ago

humming the "Mission Impossible" theme .

12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last, but not least …

15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
SORRY GUYS, IT LOOKS AS IF SOME OF IT DUPLICATED. OOOPPPPSSS.

Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that he go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets bored with all the shopping.
He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to her from the store.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.

Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest-rooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and said in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares"
5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him , he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where to find the anti-depressants.

11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. Dec 6 : In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over
the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last, but not least …

15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey, There's no toilet paper in here!"

A Troubled Husband Joke:

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite a commotion in our store.

We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of our stores.

We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.

Three of our clerks are attending counseling from the trouble your husband has caused.

All complaints against Mr. Fenton have been compiled and are listed below.

Mr. Wally
President and CEO

Wal-Mart Complaint Department

———— ——— ——— —-

MEMO

Mr. Bill Fenton

Complaints - 15 Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse/partner is shopping:

*********
1. June 15:

Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

*********
2. July 2:

Set all the alarm clocks in Homewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

*********
3. July 7:

Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

*********
4. July 19:

Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in homewares… .. and watched what happened.

*********
5. August 4:

Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

*********
6. September 14:

Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

*********
7. September 15:

Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows fromthe bedding department.

*********
8. September 23:

When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

*********
9. October 4:

Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

*********
10. November 10:

While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

*********
11. December 3:

Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

*********
12. December 6:

In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

*********
13. December 18:

Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

*********
14. December 21:

When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

*********

(And; last, but not least!)

15. December 23:

Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Mr. And Mrs. Pallone are retired. Mrs. Pallone insists that he go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Pallone loves to browse.

Here's a letter sent to her from the store.

Dear Mrs. Pallone,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores.

We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.

All complaints against Mr. Pallone are listed below.

Things Mr. Pallone has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares… And watched what happened.

5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where to find the anti-depressants.

11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.

12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.

13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, and yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'

14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams 'NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!'

And last, but not least ..

15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey, There's no toilet paper in here!'

SEND THIS ON. How could you resist?

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.

Put more laughter in your day. See you at Wal-mart.
really i dont care if you dont i was just wondering