I have ALWAYS been a very heavy sleeper & I adjusted 2 alram clocks. It’s very annoying, it becomes exspensive replacing them. I have tried several different types & they ALL work for a short period of time & then I adjust & I sleep straight through, I don’t wake up hit snooze & fall back out just straight sleep through it. Currently I have 2 clocks with 3 alrams and multiple functions including the ability to play cd’s, I can set all 3 alarms & all 5 on my phone ( all of these alrams at 1 point woke me up just fine)& sleep though them my H often comes home to find me completly out with all the alarms going full blast. Is there an alarm clock for me or am I doomed to replace them every few mths?

I’m 28 and a stay at home mother of a 5 month old. My husband works 3rd shift (nights) We have an alarm and 2 dogs that bark if the wind blows! But I’m so scared to be alone. It’s not just being scared if someone will break in. I’m scared when it storms or if there would be a fire. I can’t sleep half the nights because I’m worried something will happen. It seems to be getting worse everyday! What can I do to get over this? I know I’m just being paranoid but it’s really getting to me. My husband has been working nights for years but this just started becoming an issue for me since the baby was born and I quit my job.

I used to beable to wake up easily feeling energized and ready to exercise and workout before I went to work. Now a days I will throw my alarm clock across the room, and I wake up 30 minutes before I go to work. And now a days when I get home, Im too tired to do anything at all. Dont know what to do, and I go to bed with plenty of time to sleep, so its not a need for sleep. What can I do?
Im not depressed, anymore anyhow, but from when I wake up to when I go to sleep I feel grogy all day. There are no energy supplements that work for me anymore, and coffee gives me wicked gas, already tried that one.

-If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed.
-Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away
-A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will
prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
after you hit the snooze button
-Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a
hammer and you will forget all about the toothache
-If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough
-For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg timer

Hope I made you laugh, but plz dont try at home. Why wouldnt they be jokes… they are in the joke section

We have 2 dogs. 1 is white, the other black. The white dog lives in the house, we make the boon dog sleep outside tied to a tree. Our slave tried to rob the boon dog’s house. We think the black dog might have been in on it, but we cant prove it. There is only 1 way in and no door, yet the stupid bastards still tried to break in……thats how we know it was the 2 blacks……our dog n slave. Should we get a security system for our dog’s house……even though he’s black, i like him better than our slave…… Now that I think of it, the slave is probably to lazy to try and break in, so it may have actually been all the black dog’s fault……….what do you thinkkk I should do?

These were e-mailed to me, I thought you would like them:

SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.

8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING….. BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

I asked the questions a few days ago about how to get over my husband "cheating" with an old cougar of a hood-rat that was after him. My husband and I separated last Christmas Eve (domestic violence while I was pregnant, plus he gave me an std while I was pregnant) and had been working on trying to get back together since April of this year. He would come over, be with me and the babies (2 years old and 8 months) and we would live as a family for a good week or two before he would act a fool again with the staying out late, hanging with friends, drunkeness and arguing. We’d separate and then about a week or two later we’d be back together.

The last time he was staying here was in September (last month). We got into another argument (over some stupid stuff but he chose to leave here and move in with one of his older (60 years old) male friends. During this time he met a 49 year old woman at the house (she was friends with his friend). She pursued him and then he started receiving homemade meals and wake-up calls (he works the night shift and she was calling him to make sure he gets up in time for work—that is what an alarm clock does) from her. She would take meals to his job (something I rarely do), too. Also, once when he couldn’t get me on the phone, he called her for a pack of smokes…and she took them to him. He has family and friends that would have brought them to him.

Well, he said that they haven’t had sex (he says that he wouldn’t dare sleep with an old woman). He says that she likes him and that he would continue to receive meals from her if she brought them to him…even if he is with me (especially if he is broke and can’t eat out or if I don’t cook). I told him that that was adultery and he said that I can’t get mad if someone treats him better than I do.

Anyway, he has been staying back at home with me and the kids since last Saturday. During this time he has "acted" like he wants to be here and like he doesn’t want to divorce (we had spoke of divorcing). We have had sex, too. He is off on vacation, but he still leaves at least twice to "hang out with friends" for about 3 hours at a time. He hasn’t eaten a meal since last night and when I offered him something to eat he turned it down. I think he has been over her house.

He wasted some cologne in his car a long time ago, but ever time he comes home it is "loud as if he fell in it." I don’t know if that is to cover up a scent or what. It was rather loud last night when he came in.

DO you think I should just move on and divorce because it seems to me like he is still with her or someone else.

Sorry so long.
Yeah I still care about him even though we had a domestic violence in the picture (yeah I must be stupid just to say this). He promised me that he would keep his hands to himself and that we would do better.

I feel so stupid for posting this. The answer is obvious. He is a user and is using me up. I had to go bankruptcy because he wouldn’t help me.

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. IF YOU CAN’T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU’VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU’LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN’T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN’T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

My husband is not coming home, he is sat at his friends house, which is just across the road. I texted and told him more than an hour ago, to come home, i want to go to sleep and cant unless he does, we recently had a break in, and i feel very scared now. We dont have a burglar alarm, if we did i would be rest assured.
Anyway i told him to come and he hasnt more than an hour ago, so i texted again, he said he was eating, so i waited 30 minutes and rang but he didnt reply.
So i texted him come home, i got pissed now, so i said i will turn up the lock so he cant get in, if he doesnt come now, he said he will break the window if i do that.
So i told him that i didnt turn the lock up, and waited another 10 minutes, all the time ringing him, he has not answered once.
I was in tears thinking wtf.

what the hell? he’s been out since 9am and it has just gone midnight.

no he doesnt drink
should i lock up the door???
he knows i am genuinely scared

When my alarm wakes me up I always get a runny nose and coughing. I always have to go home and go to sleep. Today I slept in until 11:00PM and I still got one. I’m thinking it could be the temperature changes during the night. I dont have any allergies except pollen and fish.

Need some advice! This is making my life miserable! Thanks guys! Dont smoke. (I’m 16) Since it’s winter time, I doubt theres any pollen activity. I might be really sensitive to dust mites. I’ll have to do a spring cleaning with non-allergen supply’s

I’m completely serious, i set my alarm and try to wake up in the morning but i fall back to sleep most of the time. Even if i get up, drink water, go for a run, I fall asleep whenever i relax… this lasts for about 2 hours. I’m never late for work, but I cut it pretty close… Can anyone give me tips?? Thanks!

I am a stay at home mom who also does daycare for a few friends of ours. The daycare kids come at 7:00, in which he is supposed to be up and ready to bring them to the bus stop. He and I have not slept together in years, he sleeps downstairs by the kids and I sleep upstairs (split level house). So, he falls asleep on the couch and if one of the kids comes out of their room they crawl into bed with him. So, when his alarm goes off in the AM, they wake up.

Now, only one of the kids goes to school, so it is pointless for the other two to be woken up. In fact, due to their lack of sleep they are literal monsters in the morning!

I have tried getting him up, and he won’t wake up no matter what I do.

Help! Oh, an added bonus: he gets mad at me if he gets up late, too.
This summer the kids got up at their leisure. My point of view is that kids need sleep BUT not an alarm to wake them up!
Ummmm….how in the world did it turn into a question of me getting more sleep? There is a very unfair judgement by one of the answerers to this question and that is that she is assuming that I am mad because he is waking me up. I’m already up, honey. I prepare breakfast for my daughter in the morning before she leaves. I am only upset because I feel as though my kids are not getting the benefits of sleeping in. That is part of the reason I stay at home with them!

i need to start waking up at 4 in the morning but i always have the problem of falling back to sleep and turning off my alarms. i am NOT going to extremes such as putting tape over off switch, head in bowl of water etc. 1.how do i get a good night sleep 2. how do i stay up 3. how do i get ready after wards, with 3 hours time

I prefer this schedule over the usual because I always feel tired around 5-6 pm even if i haven’t been taking naps at that time on a basis and I hate waking up to my alarm clock in the mornings. So I’d rather just sleep from when I get home from school, eat dinner, and stay up all night doing homework until school the next day. Is this healthy or will i die? :O

I’ve been having a hard time getting up early in the morning and I need your help. Whenever I set my alarm clock to a specific time and it rings in the morning, I’m always concious and aware of what I’m doing when I get up, but I always ALWAYS turn off the alarm anyway and go back to bed. ALWAYS. I even have two alarms that ring at different times - one across the room on my desk (which rings constantly every five minutes, btw) and another one that I literally put ALL THE WAY ON TOP of my closet shelf (so I’d have to climb up to turn it off whenever it rings). And even if these two alarm clocks ring a million times (the first one I have does) and even if I get so tired getting out of bed back and forth to turn it off, I still have no motivation to stay awake and not go back to sleep. And it’s driving me crazy!

You see, I’m a homeschooled high school student, and I need to graduate by this spring (long story), so I HAVE to get up early and get as much schoolwork done as possible, just so I have enough time during the day to finish everything. The only thing that stops me from doing that is when I don’t wake up early. I could wake up around 8 to 9 o’clock in the morning and I won’t be satisfied, because I would have wasted nearly three hours of my morning sleeping, when I could’ve been awake around 5 AM and started from then. I can’t even get myself motivated for schoolwork in the morning..I mean, I used to be motivated to get up for that, but that magic has worn off on me, unfortunately, from staying at home all the time. So does anyone have anything, ANYTHING that could motivate me to stay awake once the alarm clock rings? I usually sleep around 10 - 11 PM at night, which isn’t really that late, so that’s not a problem. I’ve read that you should find something to do every morning that motivates you to get up, but I can’t think of anything that would help me. I don’t think a chocolate bar every morning will work that much (plus I don’t have any), and I don’t have any time to get on the computer and watch my favorite show or something (plus it would distract me in my coursework throughout the day..I’m like that. :x) so yeah..does anyone have any ideas? My mom suggested that I go downstairs as soon as I turn off the alarm, but I tried doing that this morning (I guess) but it didn’t work.

I know one thing will motivate me to get up tomorrow morning though..my mom and I are going to ihop for breakfast, and I need to get up early with my sisters for that.

But what should I do for the rest of the days?

Help would definitely be appreciated. =( Thank you!

I always battle the alarm clock in the morning and get up 30-45 minutes late. I am a teenage girl, so that might have something to do with it.., I average 5-7 hours of sleep per night, because of a tight schedule. I can’t change it but I sometimes get home at 10-11 pm and end up going to sleep at midnight. What can I do to motivate myself to getup in the morning . Don’t answer that I need more sleep because I’m aware of that and it can’t change. Thank u

i wanna put a glass of water next to me in the morning
soo when the alarm gos off i quickly drink the water soo that i dont
go back 2 sleep again!!!
is this ok without brushing ur teeth!!!
if it isnt is there other ways i could get up in the morning???
plz help thnxx!!::))

I’m wondering why people always get so angry when people’s alarms wake them up. In the past when I’ve had roommates (in the same room) or girlfriends, I always happen to be the one who has to wake up earliest to go to school or work. Unfortunately, I’m a really deep sleeper and I always end up shutting off my alarm in my sleep and putting it on snooze. When I get back home later on in the day my roommates or girlfriend get really pissed and say that I’ve gotta stop this, since they woke up.
Then I think to days when I’ve had off and they woke up earlier than I do, yet I never hear their alarms go off! I honestly wouldn’t even be pissed off if I woke up a couple hours earlier than planend if people unconsciously hit snooze on their alarm, since I completely understand how it’s possible.

Why do people get so angry if other people’s alarms wake them up? Have you had these experiences?

I live in a neighborhood with a lot of car alarms (Harlem), but people tend to let them keep going for minutes at a time and it can be impossible to sleep. Is there some sort of universal remote for car alarms that I can use to shut them down? Hey, there goes one now.

When my alarm wakes me up I always get a runny nose and coughing. I always have to go home and go to sleep. Today I slept in until 11:00PM and I still got one. I’m thinking it could be the temperature changes during the night. I dont have any allergies except pollen and fish.

Need some advice! This is making my life miserable! Thanks guys!

(NOTE: I dont smoke thats not why I cough)